There Is Now Porn Of Me On The Internet And Now I Must Scream

Being a bit overdramatic, face isn't in it, PornHub hasn't even approved it yet, but still, here we are.

I’m still mentally processing this one out, y’all.

Some background - started researching escorting back in 2013. Dug through the books by Amanda Brooks. You figure out pretty quickly that actual, honest to goodness pornstars, also happen to make really good escorts, but amateur pornstars also tend to do not so badly.

Of course, I was also deeply insecure back then and predictably terrified of the irreversible long-term consequences of doing porn, so, thankfully, that never happened.

But - the itch has been there. Like, if I could sign on for some of those experiences, just without my face being plastered out there in a variety of lurid positions, I would go for that.

So, fast forward to January 2024.

OnlyFans has been normalized.

I’m already paying for escort ads, so I’m getting website traffic, and a fair amount of that website traffic might be interested in OnlyFans, even if they’re not quite the right candidate for time and companionship only.

Obviously - I should create an OnlyFans.

So, I did, and you can visit it here.

But then, because yours truly is afflicted with Asperger’s, I then proceeded to sperg out on researching how exactly one uses an OnlyFans account to its full potential.

Lo and behold - the top creators are either actual Twitter/Instagram/Tiktok/other social media influencers with massive followings - or they’re doing porn.

It turns out that… Amateur porn on PornHub generates traffic and interest in amateur porn on OnlyFans.

Huh!

Obviously - I should get on PornHub too. (Getting banned from Insta/Tiktok/etc. and having to create new accounts isn’t any fun, so we’re going to go straight to PornHub, where there’s still some semblance of free speech.)

If you look over the top 5 porn trends - I think #3 for last year was ‘sex machines’ - so, I promptly ordered in a sex machine, and… Filmed myself having a good time with one.

That video is now sitting for review on PornHub.

It remains to be seen if it gets approved - I did not post my face in that one - and I don’t think I ever will, I do have some limits.

I’m internally kicking myself over the angle and lighting. One patron has already requested a remake, emphasizing that I need to be both open and wet while getting robotically railed. Somehow bought a not very versatile sex machine - the 100W Hismith Table Top one is delightful but it’s still not quite the same as a man, I would prefer something that worked with other positions, rediscovering my inability to fake things, etc.

Probably going to sperg out even more on refining content production - when I have time. Need somebody to compel me to sit on a plane for several hours so I can just sit and read unmolested by the Internet. Only way to power through perfectionistic tendencies is to put in the reps and get better through practice, I guess.

Thank you for indulging me with reading this. If you have requests, comments, feedback, suggestions, etc., please, share them - content creators need content creation ideas! Content creation is now my new hobby for when I’m not otherwise distracted or needing rest!

Substack yells at me if I don’t ask you to subscribe too.

Y’all think Substack subscription rates would pick up if I incentivized them with free OnlyFans?